Hey Mommas!! Wow!! What a crazy week in my house and this country!! It's been a busy week as always, but I have done lots of reflecting while I've been working away this week. As you all know, this week Donald Trump was elected president and stunned the country. I have no intention of using this blog for a political agenda so I'm going to tell you all a very different story. Feel free to laugh at my misfortune. I won't judge you. Heck, laughter may be what gets us through.
Yesterday, my cat caught two mice. One enormous mouse in the morning and then she caught a smaller one in the evening. Well, our dog Jade loves to steal Sparkles' catches when she is in the midst of playing with them. Jade will sneak up and snatch the mouse from Sparkles and promptly take it out in the yard and eat it up whole. Munch, munch, CRUNCH. It is completely nasty. Bone crunching and all. Anytime I am outside when this is taking place, I have to talk myself out of vomiting. It really is that gross. So yesterday evening, the kids were outside having a blast playing when all this mouse-eating was taking place. So we go to head inside and I don't realize it but my son has stepped in dog poop somewhere in the yard while he was playing and running around and driving his power wheels Jeep. Well, not only did he get it all over his shoes but when he was hopping in the Jeep, he got it all over the door of the Jeep and the seats and the pedal. Of course when he went to sit down, he consequently got the dog poop all over his nice jeans. I had no idea any of this took place until I called the kids inside for homework. We were all sitting at the kitchen table getting homework done. I started to smell the dog poop, so I started frantically looking around. That's when I realized, my son was pretty much covered from his waist down with smears of dog poop. Not only that, but he tracked it all through the house. The house that I'm in the middle of trying to sell right now. That was sure fun cleaning all of that up as I'm sure you can imagine.
Fast forward to this morning. Now I always put Jade up in the garage during the night because sometimes she gets scared and runs off. So she has a bed in the garage we put her in at night. So this morning the kids and I head out to the garage to let Jade out and leave for school. As soon as we open the door, we are overwhelmed with the worst smell you can possibly imagine. I turn on the light to see the nightmare that has taken place in my garage. Because of Jade's mouse-eating adventures yesterday, she was apparently up sick all night long. Seriously all over the garage. So after getting the kids off to school, I literally spent my morning cleaning up shit. After spending my whole evening last night cleaning up shit. Good times. Pardon my language. But really?? TWO days in a row of cleaning up shit?? Are you kidding me?? For those laughing at my misfortune, I don't blame you. If it was anyone else, I'd be laughing too. Maybe I'll laugh about it tomorrow. Anyhow, without going into it, I'm afraid that may not be my last time cleaning up shit. Women across the country--I'm sure you can sympathize. And I sympathize with you and all you go through on a daily basis. Regardless of your political beliefs, I think we can all agree that there's always room for improvement. Always. It's time to roll up our sleeves and get to work fighting for what's right. Let's get it girls.
Now, whew. After all of the chaos this week, I needed a drink desperately, but quite frankly I just don't have the energy to make a fancy cocktail this week. Enter wine. Hello wine. Oh how I love thee. Wine is the ultimate cure-all for mommas after a long hard day. And hey who doesn't love a good bottle of wine that tastes amazing and it's under $25?! Yes please. So this week, I'm giving you my list of some go-to red wines I drink on the regular that are easy on the wallet. Pick you up one of these for the weekend. Cheers Mommas. Here's to getting shit done. But first, let's take a deep breath and enjoy a glass of wine. We all deserve it. See you next week girls!!
xx, Momma Mojito
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MOMMA MOJITO'S GO-TO LIST OF 10 RED WINES UNDER $25
- A to Z Pinot Noir
- Meiomi Pinot Noir (pictured in the glass!)
- Parker Station Pinot Noir
- Two Vines Merlot
- Rodney Strong Merlot
- Robert Mondavi Cabernet Sauvignon
- Mark West Pinot Noir
- Hob Nob Pinot Noir
- Mirassou Pinot Noir
- Woodbridge Cabernet Sauvignon